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Erotic Trivia:

1. A formal term for French kissing is:

A. Cataglottism

B. Stasivalence

C. Thelerethism

2. Who said "I used to be Snow White but I drifted"?

A. Dorothy Parker

B. Sharon Stone

C. Mae West

Answers:

1. A

2. C

A unique, outrageous, and informative guide to the lingo of sex

The word "penis" has over 1500 modern synonyms. These and others can be found in The Bald-Headed Hermit and the Artichoke, a unique guide to the lingo of sex. Extensive historical research led to this compilation of phrases and words referring to all aspects of human sexuality, from breasts and testicles, to fetishes and paraphernalia. From the poetic and the medical to the macho, derogatory, and obscene; the lists offer varied and "imaginative" interpretations of human sexuality that are at times funny and shocking at others. This fascinating book also includes explanations of sexual terms, as well as historical photographs illustrating various aspects of sexuality.


Lover (Female):
accessory, ace, adventure, baby cakes, bachelor's wife, belly lass, belly piece, bird, bit on the side, bizzo, blowen, body and soul, boo, broad, canary, chere amie, chick, close friend, close relationship, companion, concubine, consort, constant companion, convenience, CSP, dolly, dolly mop, easy rider, fair lady,fallen woman, fancy woman, flame, frail, free love(r), friend, gallimaufrey, GF, girl, honey, hump, inamorata, item, jam tart, jomer, Jane, jug, just good friends, kept woman, lady bird, lady friend, left-handed wife, leveret, lie-a-side, ligby, linda brides, lorette, loteby, madam, main bitch, main squeeze, mistress, new friend, new nooky, O and O, old flame, old lady, OPP, ordinary, other woman, partner, pellex, piece, piece of stray, piece on the side, pintle bit, pintle maid, playmate, poke, pull, romance, secretary, shack job, side dish, slim, smock toy, smock-servant, spare rib, steady, sweetback, sweet momma, sweetheart, tackle, third party, trick, true love, valentine, whore, wifey, wisdom, woman friend, woman in a gilded cage, wooed

Kiss (to):
box tonsils, buss, buzz (to), canoodle, cash (a), exchange spit, face rape, face time (do), French(y), French kiss, give a tonsillectomy, give (one) some sugar, give one the tongue, goo it, grease, grub, have some lip action, have some tongue sushi, hit, lip, lock lips, lollygag, mack, make kissy-face, make licky-face, make out, make smacky lips, mesh, MKA, mouse, mousle, mouth, mouth wrestle, mow, muckle on, mug, muzzle, neck, osculate, PDA, park, pass secrets, peck, perch, plant a big one, plant a kissy-poo, plant a smacker, play kissy, play kissy-poo, play kissy-face, play mouth music, play smacky lips, play tonsil hockey, poof, pucker up, scoop, smack, smooch, smoodge, smoush, snog, snooch, soul kiss, spark, spoon (with), stir, suck face, suck heads, SWAK, swap spit, taste, throw the tongue, tongue wrestle, zoom in